She's all THAT!

Oh well part II can wait. 


Few ways I shall be behaving from now on, in Public and in...well, am mostly outside my home so anyway...

1. Will not imagine to be Bridget Jones and mentally make bullet points in my head while talking to others.
2. Instead of Bridget I am now a very clan-ish society lady [in my head], who looks down upon others at all times. [wink wink: TEN points if you know who am talking about ;)]
3. If I want something I will ask for it.
4. Will rehearse how to talk, walk, also walk sideways, walk in a fashion where people assume that I am indeed very supreme before heading to parties , so that above mentioned [2] is endorsed better.
5. Will always carry a clutch at fancy parties, and will stop scrambling about holding cosmopolitans in one hand and a cigarette in the other.
6. Will learn to amble while at said parties. This with a mojito in one hand should be quite acceptable I would think.
7. If at said parties, the host plays electronic music, sneer at him [ elegantly of course]. I like only jazz and such kinds of acceptable music from now on. 
8. BUT if at all the electronic music does get to my soul [like it normally did in 2011 and the ninety nine years before that], then slowly move away from the crowd, move backwards, and quickly scamper away to nearest bathroom. One can do whatever one wants when not in public.
9. Date.
10. Samarah and Chris. You guys must go. Here, to know more about S & C.
11. Coo-h-l. Wadup! Wot Rubbish. YEA Right. All such are to be dismissed from today.
12. New useful words/ phrases to be used while being esp. at parties:                    "Indeed, How humid and trepid can this weather get?" [ after which I shall hold my drink and stand petite-ly with big bambi eyes], OR                                                  " "Oh dear! YOU look dashing [for men] and simply gorgeous [for women]." [back to standing, as mentioned above]. OR " I love to sit at home and paint and write songs, while am not taking care of my neighbor's kids." [emphasis much on the kids, so that the general idea is that you're harmless, which you are but they don't know that soooo.]
13. Will not be dating men who swear OR dress badly. But now that you ask, if you are quite able to handle your drink, can drink me under the table [although now that I've switched to really being elegant etc I may not be doing that much in public], if you can come up with clever lines to say every now and then, and most importantly if you can laugh at my jokes, listen to my drunken tales, take me dancing, buy me flowers....you get the drift? I am all for being a bit of a romantic this year.
14. I will practice my dance moves before every party.
15. Imaginary husband also needs to go. [Look up *10 for more on that].
16. Will learn more about ROFL, ROFMALAO, and all such weird sounding words and include them more often in my text messages.
17. Will interject random conversations with phrases like:  belle journee n'est pa [beautiful day is it not?] while sipping tea of course [D-uh].
18. I realllllly wanted 18 points. I like the number 18. But there's only so many ways I found. 

So here's to a BRAND NEW YEAR.

[PS: OMG!! Did you realize smtg?? By public I just meant parties!!]

[PS PS: At the risk of sounding jumpy,at point 13, might I add, if you can sneak me drinks while we're out, then that's an added bonus. JUHUST mentioning ;)]