Whats the worst feeling in the world?
I'll start with a to- the- point- story here.
For the past ten years I've been told by a million people, men and women that I AM HOT.
And everytime I hear this it feels like I'm biting into a hot slice of pepperoni pizza, while getting laid by a certain mister butler, while hearing Michael Corleon's voice in my head! Its THAT amazing. [Okay honestly that's all I could come up with, but go with me here, will you?]
But then the twenty years before that, I was that girl in school who never got asked out. So I figured it had all to do with the ugly duckling syndrome.
And then just like that, you start a Facebook profile [its nauseous how everything leads back or forth to FB] but still. So you start a facebook page, and you get all your old school friends on it, and the only thing they ever gotto say to you is , ' You still look the SAME!!!'.
THAT to me is as bad as it can get.
I'll start with a to- the- point- story here.
For the past ten years I've been told by a million people, men and women that I AM HOT.
And everytime I hear this it feels like I'm biting into a hot slice of pepperoni pizza, while getting laid by a certain mister butler, while hearing Michael Corleon's voice in my head! Its THAT amazing. [Okay honestly that's all I could come up with, but go with me here, will you?]
But then the twenty years before that, I was that girl in school who never got asked out. So I figured it had all to do with the ugly duckling syndrome.
And then just like that, you start a Facebook profile [its nauseous how everything leads back or forth to FB] but still. So you start a facebook page, and you get all your old school friends on it, and the only thing they ever gotto say to you is , ' You still look the SAME!!!'.
THAT to me is as bad as it can get.
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